Aloha! My name is Linda Belle, but you can call me Linda Bizzle, LB, or sexy thang. I've been stirring up all kinds of gossip on dA since 2006 (most of it false, but don't tell anyone!
) You may have seen me lurking around spanking people, but in real life I'm very nice. In fact, I would really like to be your friend.
You may have noticed this giant blue cyclops that stalks me. His name is Cyanide. He doesn't really do anything except drool and stare, so don't mind him. (Although, he may fart on your profile! Please don't take this personally! He only does it to deviants he loves!) As you can certainly tell, I'm a little odd. I'm sure if you're a nice enough person (like so many deviants I know) you can look past my oddball-ness and love me!
I'll love you right back! Would you like a critique from me? Click hurr