Texans Shuffle to Austin I'm nerdy, but this is exciting! I knew that `
StJoan went to my college, I assumed we'd bump into each other some time! Well, when I saw a article in my inbox called
Last call to party with Texans I was filled with happiness for my fellow Texan deviants, but sad that I wouldn't be able to make it. Then `
StJoan offered a ride, and I thought... well, maybe there was someway that I could make the devmeet!
As she pointed out in her journal
we were literally right on top of each other!I would just like to say here and now that one could not expect more from an encounter with a
magical dA GD. Not only was she surfing dA (haha, at work!), she was wearing a dA hoodie! It was totally rad. Much plotting and scheming went on.
If plans go accordingly a non-dA friend of mine and myself will be escorted via caravan by the awesome `
StJoan and Co. I'm absolutely thrilled to meet some fellow deviants. I'm not very familiar with the ones on the list, but I would love to be!
She's threatened to kidnap me if my plans fall through. I'm writing this just in case I disappear for two days. I believe her! Those lit GDs, they're crazzyyy! 
Update:A series of unfortunate events have revealed that I won't be able to attend the dA meet.
I was really looking forward to it, but I decided I should stay here or I may fail m summer class. I do wish the best of luck to `
StJoan, `
lemontea, and all the other deviants who will be there. I look forward to hearing about the mega-awesome adventures and I wish I was there!
Love you guys!
Defining Pornography in LitSpeaking of porn, does anyone else find this amazingly funny?
Porn sites - People Who Like Porn SitesI can't believe I "missed" this (school work over load), but apparently lots of deviants posted and linked this awesome article:
CEA Update : Defining pornography in Literature. I usually don't miss this sort of stuff! I'm so glad it's being addressed and people are being informed.
ALSO: THE FAQ HAS BEEN UPDATED! I've seriously been waiting for this! I'm so glad they updated it. Here is the section addressing said FAQ from the news article. I'm most happy about the child pornography one, I think it is a good subject to clarify.
[Warning: descriptions are graphic.]
• Masturbation
A literary work may not detail the act of masturbation.
• Sexual Intercourse
A literary work may not detail graphic or explicit sexual intercourse. This includes descriptions of sexual penetration, oral to genital contact, genital to anal contact, oral to anal contact and may also include certain types of genital to genital contact and oral to breast contact.
This prohibition extends to descriptions of bodily fluids associated with sexual acts such as semen and vaginal lubricants.
• Adult-oriented (sexual) toys
A literary work may not describe the use of adult-oriented sexual toys such as dildos, strap-ons, vibrators and similar 'adult toys'. This prohibition extends fully to other household objects or food objects used in sexual acts or for a sexual purpose.
• Minors
A literary work which presents fictional characters under the age of eighteen in a sexually-suggestive manner or which depicts children or underage teenagers engaged in sexually oriented acts will be immediately classified as child pornography and removed by the reviewing staff.
In cases involving established characters under the age of eighteen taken from popular entertainment, fan fiction involving sexual relations of any type will be prohibited for these characters without exception.
Go CEA! Go Lit! Go dA!
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I just wanted to remind everyone that the next batch of 11 deviants for the month of July will be out July 1st. If you would like me to consider your favourite deviants, please send me a note suggesting them!
More?! About BewareCalamity
Aloha! My name is Linda Belle, but you can call me Linda Bizzle, LB, or sexy thang. I've been stirring up all kinds of gossip on dA since 2006 (most of it false, but don't tell anyone!) You may have seen me lurking around spanking people, but in real life I'm very nice. In fact, I would really like to be your friend. You may have noticed this giant blue cyclops that stalks me. His name is Cyanide. He doesn't really do anything except drool and stare, so don't mind him. (Although, he may fart on your profile! Please don't take this personally! He only does it to deviants he loves!) As you can certainly tell, I'm a little odd. I'm sure if you're a nice enough person (like so many deviants I know) you can look past my oddball-ness and love me! I'll love you right back!
`anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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How's your cold? Mine's nearly gone now, just been left with a bit of a cold.
Mine is nearly gone too! Just a cough and a slight sore throat is left.
And I'm glad they've finally updated the FAQ! Though not entirely sure if it helps much. Not that it really matters to me and the stuff I write